so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
did i walk over a car last night?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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