yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think people are normalizing furries
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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