i'm signing you up for texting rehab
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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