Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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