I just saw a hot homeless man
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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