Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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