my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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