Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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