my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just high enough for therapy.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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