why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
