I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
