Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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