with your own penis?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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