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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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