im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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