they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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