some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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