Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
how drunk are you?
Several
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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