who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
vagina is talking i cant
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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