I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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