...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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