please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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