talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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