i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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