So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Say something about gay babies.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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