is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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