i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
smell my finger.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I know her cup size but not her name....
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