yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I am available for nakedness
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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