I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
two words: eviction party
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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