Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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