dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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