ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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