Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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