i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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