dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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