Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
