when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
