Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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