all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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