I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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