is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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