I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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