For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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