I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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