you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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