how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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