Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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