That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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