Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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