so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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