Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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