what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I am spending my child support on dildos
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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